Our Dream Home!

Welcome to our dream home. We've recently renovated our expansive 889 square foot apartment. I think you'll like what we've done with the place.

Come on in. Try to find room for your coat amidst the collection of tiny hats, jackets, and baby carriers.

Our living room features a deluxe entertainment center-handcrafted by somebody on an assembly line who sold it to somebody who sold it on Craig's list. We think the pink blanket and million tiny toys are a nice touch.

And in the kitchen we just installed a new island. It comes equipped with wheels and a cut out for your butt.

The liqueur cabinet is stocked with our favorite drinks-tequila and frozen breast milk. It also has plenty of space for important gadgets like a wine bottle opener and boob squeezing tubes.

The antique dining room table was a gift from my parents....who bought it when they got married 28 years ago. We didn't have to worry about scratching the chairs with this lovely plastic high chair, they're already ruined from years of misuse and booster seat scratches.

We made some changes to the vanity. We just love the beautiful teal of the plastic bumbo seat, don't you?

And we turned our one shower into two with the simple addition of this garage sale bargain.

Our guest bedroom serves as the the office, changing station, and storage room all in one! What could more functional?

And the overstuffed closet has plenty of space for trolling motors and teeny little dresses, all we have to do is strategically rearrange every single item every two months.

We added this beautiful glider in the only possible space we could fit it. Perfect.

And we opted to trade out our four post bed for a nice, secure bed rail. Just right for those sleepless nights.

And on the rare chance that all three of us decide to sleep, this beautiful pack-n-play works wonderfully in lieu in a real crib.

Yes, we really like what this space has become.

Our dream home.